Me no study
Me no care
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry
Another guy
(Source: gixongchy, via chaospanther)
Are the Simpsons on Netflix? Cause if not Netflix ppl need to hop on that!
(via scartissueonmysoul)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
(via pizza)
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
(Source: brendonboredurie, via sweeet-thaaang)
